Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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dddiiieeegggooo 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:52

DUMBASS!! DNT PRESS IT 2 HARD

fmlbubbles 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:47

ummm hold shift while you type?

j0eStER 0

Monday 28 March 2011 13:02

This is a funny FML. And really like to help you out.Pressing Shift would work, but have you taken off the Caps key to see if the rubber piece under the button is stuck?If so, all you need is a writing utility to move it. If that does not work, call your laptop manufacture. and explain your situation. While they get byou a new one, use a Keyboard for a while :)

littleblackchild 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:53

try holding shift to counter the caps lock?

iAeAdFiAaA 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:24

LIAR IF IT WAS REALLY BROKEN... YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO USE COMMAS OR PERIODS. IT WOULD USE THE SECONDARY KEYS.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:40

Today,myspacebarisbroken.FML

Olivia_the_Klutz 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:35

do a system restore and restart your comp, it could be an annoying virus. or pop the key off and clean it and pop it back on.

bazyx187 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:58

press the button again -.-

SnowFlakes_fml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 0:08

Hold shift.

lizard91192 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:48

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