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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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dxscorp 0

give that bitch a good slap to the face.

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GatorBites 0

Maybe you should have gotten to know her family a bit better first. Did you ever go over to her house?

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DunHassleDuhHoff 0

Sadism senses...activate!

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Jonjon217 0

haha maybe what she meant was that the relationship feels like a marriage already

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Bloodknight 22

I LOL'd so hard, haha! I thank you for that!

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CelineDeStar 0

That sucks BADLY..... How'd she never, ever tell you? She doesn't wear her ring? Do they still have contact with each other?

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kindness 0

woah... that sure sucks. i don't understand how people can live these double lives. not only is it COMPLETELY morally wrong, but geez how do they do it without being caught? "business trips". damn... that sure sucks.

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blastvortex 3

You trust people too much, OP. Whether she's been a lying cheat by saying she's married when she's not or that she did a damn fine job of keeping her marriage hidden from you, she really did have you, hook, line, and sinker. It sucks to be the victim, but you must realize that you only lost because you decided to gamble in the first place. At least now you know better. Whether you make that lesson work for you or against you in the future is up to you.

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Turtles_rock 0

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