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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 728
You deserved it 6 353

Same thing different taste

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give that bitch a good slap to the face.

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How the **** don't you know that your girlfriend of SIX GODDAMN YEARS is married? YDI for being so damn naive.

How were you with her for so long and not realize there was somone else she was involved with let alone married. Either way that still ******* blows dude. you should punch the bitch in the throat.

It is quite possible that she has been separated for almost a decade and just never bothered with the paperwork, for whatever reason. I know a few people in relationships who are still married to people they have not been with for years, usually due to financial reasons. One woman I know was making much more money when her and her husband were together, and they were married over 10 years and have two children. He is on disability, and if she legally divorces she will have to pay a fuckload in spousal support. She is engaged to a girl now and plans to get married, but is waiting until he remarries (he is with another woman now). It can be complicated. That being said, FYL because your girlfriend should have disclosed this information regardless of the situation she is in.

It really doesn't matter what those little details of the situation are, his life is still f***ed because she should have told him that a long time ago. If you are just saying he may have never found that out if she didn't just tell him then yeah you may have a point if it was a situation like that, but if they were together that long there is no good reason why she shouldn't have told him the truth. Even if she did get the details finally taken care of to finalize the divorce, he would be better off not marrying her now, cause he now knows she isn't honest with him, which is necessary for a good marriage.

Well even if she was separated from her husband, don't you think she still would've said yes and not mentioned the fact that she's married?

wow.... how did u not know that? 6 years... fyl

I love how everyone uses this website just to yell at people. Every post i click on, I see people getting angry at the OP and trying to make them feel worthless, Just because it makes them feel better. This is supposed to be a comic wesite, not one where people try to belittle other people. The OP rarely ever actually reads the comments, and if they do, I doubt they care...so why are you guys trying to be mean??? why are you trying to make the OP feel worthless and stupid?? I just don't get it. Like i'm fifteen, and I get it. If you don't have something nice to say... Just don't say it...It's not rocket science. Alot of the comments are fine, and funny, But some of them are just hurtful. So???? i say just stop making this website a place for you to belittle other people, becuase it makes you feel like you're worth something. We are all equals..No one is better than anyone else... And I hate it when people think that god has somehow made them better than the average person. It just makes me mad, That even though alot of you are adults, you are still acting like children and tearing eachother apart. I like this website for something to laugh about, But as soon as you click on the comments, its hundreds of messages of people telling the OP they are "retarded", or worthless. I'm sick of it. Please stop acting like children and have the decency , even though this is the internet, to treat other people as you're equals. And i'd like to say the thing you guys have probably heard since you were children, but seem to think that you're too good to obey it. "treat others the way you want to be treated" Simple, I don't think it could be any clearer. Now I fully expect some retaliation commet, tearing me apart and trying to make what i said sound stupid. But That stuff dosent affect me. Just give people some basic respect, and you'll see that people will start respecting you. So please, just hear out what i said. And actually take the time to understand it.

Thumbs up to you. =) I feel the same way.

Caleigh, go share your feelings with a tree. And give it a hug while you're at it. If you want to create a site where people leave words of support and encouragement for those that share their life stories, please do. But this site is not it. Most of the people post stories that illustrate their stupidity, and we acknowledge this with our comments.

Caleigh, there's several things wrong with what you're written: 1. First, you wrote "I hate..." If you are so nice, you shouldn't hate anything for any reason. 2. "And I hate it when people think that god has somehow made them better than the average person." Everyone is better than average in some respect and below average in other respects. That's how averages work: some people are above, some below. If no one is better than the "average" person, then the average becomes your high point... and something much lower becomes the average. Which leads me to believe, you are far below average in "ability to understand concepts like 'averages' " but I'm sure you're above average in something else. 3. "treat other people as you're equals"... sounds like communism to me. We actually do better in this country when we recognize what we're good at and what we're not good at. Then everyone is encouraged to do what they do best, instead of adhere to some nonsense like "everyone is created equal". Face it, we're not. Tiger Woods could have kicked my ass at golf when he was 5 years old. Finally Caleigh... find something you're good at. And please don't delude yourself into believing you're good at convincing people to be nice to each other. oh, and one more thing... I don't know about your childhood, but the kids I grew up with didn't "tear each other apart." That sounds horrific.

956TXking 0

you shoud grab her by the hair and swing her around a couple of times.

956TXking 0

this goes out to caleigh **** you dumb bitch ass **** I will grab you by the hair and swing you around a couple of times till you bleed.

I've been trying to bury this comment for three or four minutes without success, so I'm merely going to say: Bury, bury, bury! And throw a boatload of dirt and gravel and seawater on your post. =) Have a wonderful day.

What have you guys been doing? Seeing each other on a deserted island on weekends? Jesus christ. I'm sorry that bitch ruined 6 years of your life by being completely dishonest with you, it sounds like you do not deserve it. FYL *hug*

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

After six years you should have known , your fault for not figuring this out