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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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dxscorp 0

give that bitch a good slap to the face.

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Mortanious 0

WTF!!!! Dude that f***ing sucks! Holy shit, how did manage to hide that from you?

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nodbor 11

Her explaining why she has a ring on her left finger. Oh it's because I get confused as to what is my left side and my right side. However when I'm with you, I'll take it off and just ask you what is my left and my right side. OP, did you ever go to her place?

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sesquipedalian44 0

wow...sounds like a keeper.

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katgurl 13

She could've been married off to another man when she was young, but had to wait for him to come from overseas or something, rofl.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

What makes people think he didn't know? He was just expecting her to go ahead and get the divorce and marry him instead. But she said no. Of course that is a whole other kind of stupid, to spend six years in a relationship with someone who is not available.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

#61 - Which one? The girlfriend or her *****-boyfriend?

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sesquipedalian44 0

the girlfriend...but i was being sarcastic.

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kravitzz1990 0

she is a really good secret keeper...... or ur jus really really really STUPID!!! YDI

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BobbyHutchinson 0

YDI for being so bad at relationships that she needed a backup husband

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