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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 728
You deserved it 6 353

Same thing different taste

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give that bitch a good slap to the face.

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back ground check.........$39.95 credit report...............$14.99 not wasting six years on a married woman...........priceless " they ain't romantic but they work."

irrelevantxx 0

I have a friend that is still legally married to her ex becuase they can't afford to get divorced. It's probably something like that.

aninymoose 0

ummmm how did you not notice?

FYL but seriously, not one time in 6 years did she do anything that made you think, "Hmm, that's a bit odd behavior."? I think you've probably been ignoring some glaring signs.

sydefx 0

So who's the real cuckold here, you or her hubby? Why'd you wait six years to propose? Trying to be a gentleman? Cold feet? Was she playing hard to get most of the time? All the same, you got played. BTW, was she hot?