By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
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Natalie Butts 5

she's carrying your half brothers baby, or is having a baby with your dad and thus your half brother?

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Koios 30

You need to take some time and seriously consider your relationship with your dad. Incredibly messed up situation you're in

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Shorterry 7

I guess you have to screw her mother and call it a day

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1gullible_bugger 34

your father is a dick! What kind of parent does that to his son? I would reconsider your relationship with your girlfriend too, you don't need somebody who does shit like that!

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openawhole00 6

At least you finally get that younger brother you wanted when you were 5

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openawhole00 6

Also if she and your father get married, that makes you a ************

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Lisa Raible 7

I'd like to know how long she's been keeping that a secret? And why would any girl sleep with her boyfriend's father?!

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