Intimacy: Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex...

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Technique

By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

u rely need to try COD

amberbby69 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

Comments

jonboy21 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:35

haha I would do the same.

emmABNORMAL 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 2:15

its just cod actually

bigboi1004 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:30

man get off his case he was playing cod

ImBored123_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:14

break up with him, not cus he loves the game but because he values it more then a person specially if that person is his own f*cking girlfriend

XxXneferetXxX 0

Friday 15 April 2011 18:42

God my ex was the same way but with halo3 he would even go to the extreme of txting me from the next bedroom asking me for a glass of water

Fuutballer 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:27

COD doesn't make you cuddle after. Or use sex as a weapon.

tronage 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:02

u can't just ditch during a match

skullman870 1

Friday 24 June 2011 16:07

he's a champ

Derp1256 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:40

******

mkmorgan30 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:46

I'm a gamer and I have girlfriend that's also a gamer, cod isn't that great anymore and plus no matter the game I would rather have sex then game....jus sayin