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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Technique

By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

u rely need to try COD

amberbby69 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

Comments

extremekiwi 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 8:08

seriously? cod over pussy? that Is just not ok.

AndiiTeen 0

Monday 26 April 2010 18:53

sadly that sounds like something I'd do fml ha

Elmarco8 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:49

COD FTW!!!!!!!

lena808 13

Sunday 25 July 2010 3:01

hey well all guys love that game. I love it to cuz my bf sucks at it and i always beat him =) lol

feneesa 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 21:26

she must be a noob!

frosty13984 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 18:53

u could have a better chance by creating him and u on a sims game. then just tell him to click a couple buttons and make ur guys' sims do it.

iJamesJamesable 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:47

call of duty Is fun lol

lulzor 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:24

YDI for saying the kind of guy who plays Call of Duty.

Jennat2013 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:40

Same with mine sounds just like him

SettoFail 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 6:12

well call of duty is good shit

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