Intimacy: Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 006

You deserved it 6 065

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 044

You deserved it 8 604

By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 271

You deserved it 6 918

Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 295

You deserved it 8 105

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 140

You deserved it 6 808

By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 567

You deserved it 5 721

Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 375

You deserved it 579

Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 379

You deserved it 353

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 378

You deserved it 3 123

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 036

You deserved it 8 452

By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 725

You deserved it 29 693

chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

u rely need to try COD

amberbby69 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

Comments

Andyangels27 0

Monday 11 January 2010 8:46

what's his ratio

brissychick90 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:07

totally know how you feel. I too have lost a bf to CoD. lol at #19 I have walked naked in front of the game to no avail. when the games on there's no distractions lol.

dayoos11 0

Monday 11 January 2010 10:37

he is the man ... LOL

Bravesman16 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:51

you know why cod is more attractive than a woman? it doesn't bitch at you, expect things from, and there is no under lying circumstances just fir it to five you so action. it is amusing with out all the negatives of a woman. also laying lazily on your back Is not worth our time!

audi00 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:21

games take over the mind at points... but he should be considerate of his gf's needs just like she should tend to his thats how a relationship works.

JP101 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:07

YDI...never interrupt a man while playing COD. especially for something like sex!

iThink_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:27

ok why would you wait till he was playing cod till you wanna have sex? I garrente anyothertime he wants to h e sex bam shot down YDI besides younhave to get the call of duty before you get the call of booty hahah

nelson663 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:25

wow what a fag!!! I'd get laid anytime instead of playing cod...

theloofy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 18:08

Lvl 10 Prestige BITCHES!!! On a side note, clearly you haven't played Call of Duty.

Helldozer 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:34

YDI. Why would you ask him to have sex when he clearly would not be anywhere near the right mood to want to have sex, especially if playing Call of Duty. For ***** sake woman, have better timing. Duty before Booty.