Intimacy: Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

u rely need to try COD

amberbby69 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

Comments

kiljoi 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:34

as I guy I resent these comments lol. sex > games always

ricm95 1

Monday 11 January 2010 0:42

cod is awsome but the guy must bee sooo high or his wife must be ugly as hell ;)

Agent229 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:50

Your pussy must not be tight enough, there is a surgery to fix that gapping hole.

ironmaneddie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:11

Lol hes probly just tired of your ******.. Guys lose interest in the same girl after a while but COD u can pick up and play whenever lol besides.. Guys arent into shower sex as much as other types ..who wants to watch their long time gf wash their hair???O_O

sparkleprincess 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:27

hey.. um, are you a liscenced sexual therapist or some shit? i disagree w/ every piece of this comment u posted. not to say that you are wrong in your opinion but your opinion should not be stated as fact.. for that u are a stupid ****.. and about the shower "sex" if she's washing her hair then your not doing it right. dumbass...

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 1:22

Look like he missed the real call of duty to play the game of the same name. Of course, when sex becomes a "duty," people prefer to do other things in life. Ask my wife.

marcosfml15 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:28

it's a good game. (:

StarRawr 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:10

I totally understand why this sucks. My boyfriend and guy friends have been soooo obsessed with that game since it came out that we barely hang out anymore!

cadburyegg 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 10:31

Same here. Actually lost the bf to the damned game. It's quite disturbing that people justify neglecting relationships/sex lives for a video game. The game can wait every once in awhile. It's not going anywhere. The girlfriend will. I mean seriously, you hear guys bitch about NOT getting any in some scenarios, so when the girlfriend approaches, they're turning it down why? I don't care how good the game is. Something's wrong with these boys.