By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

He might just be on to something.

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mhopper 13

He's absolutely right!

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Mioko_fml 6

Just make sure she stop doing it, I'm sure you don't want her doing it to every single one of your wedding pics.

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MadiiMackss 7

You shoulda just scrolled through more pictures like "She's smart I swear!"

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kandi_kid69 15

All her pictures probably show her duck facing, holding up the peace sign with underaged cleavage hanging out.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Plus the bikini pic, the I'm looking so cool with sunglasses pic, the bff car pic, and the sticking out your tongue and crossing your eyes pic.

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melrose90210 10

You have a smart dad. YDI 100%... Duck face? Really?

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Inciter 33

I don't understand how anyone can find the "duck face" attractive. It's good that your dad has standards.

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fmessiah 19

Listen to your father, there are a million one and one beautiful Qld women here that do not display the duck pout.

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GothicAngel17 24

I think I have about two in my friends list that don't. I think they're a bit more rare than that, even here :P

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fmessiah 19

Ok, maybe half a million, but there are plenty of non platypus billed smiles out there.

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TheNewGuy03 28

If only all dads were this way... OP, are your girlfriend's other pics taken from the top down with a shoddy 1.5-megapixel camera phone? Every now and then, it's cool to be a rebel, but ... really, listen to your dad. He has a point. |the kid|

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dwc2134 5

Duck faces originated somewhere... a more apt name might "I'm performing fellatio on an invisible penis" face.

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penguindude82 2

dont listen! i dont date a girl unless she is at least half as weird as i am. without a duck face picture on her profile she wouldnt stand a chance.

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