Love: Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful...

By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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You deserved it 30 609

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 452

You deserved it 5 450

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 229

You deserved it 3 748

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 599

You deserved it 15 189

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 063

You deserved it 7 478

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 761

You deserved it 6 945

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 123

You deserved it 37 517

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 751

You deserved it 9 093

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 739

You deserved it 3 187

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 318

You deserved it 3 787

By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 2 222

TheFamilyElf 17

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

He might just be on to something.

mhopper 13

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:35

He's absolutely right!

Comments

Swanky_Panky 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:22

That's a goo father you have. Do yourself a favor and listen to him

miamonsterkitty 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:34

he's totally right

mousey119 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:36

You should listen to him, he's right, this duck face really needs to stop its disgusting, along with girls using foundation on their lips and fake tan!!!

craphappened 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:47

Boom! Headshot.

FEEDMENAODAMNIT 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:30

Hold on you guys! Maybe OP has a duck face fetish and hasn't came out to his dad yet lol! Jk If she's beautiful to you, your 's dad's opinion shouldn't matter.

hannaaaahr 33

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:38

hahahaha your dad is amazing!

MrsVicious 8

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:53

I agree with your dad and a lot of people who commented on your fml. Stop bringing shameful women in your family.

darth1 18

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:55

Your dad has a point dude so you deserve it. Then again if she is beautiful I'm willing to compromise here, just ask her to upload a pic with her not making a stupid face and you should be good.

totallyepicchick 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 10:19

I have to agree with ur dad... It's making me ashamed to be a girl on Facebook...

marisadc79 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 10:23

Alright for those putting you deserve it get a life that sucks he's cruel for saying that and hello do most of you morons that said YDI know what an avatar is

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 13 June 2012 10:38

Amen! If you voted YDI you are a sheep...baaaa

psuedodragon 23

Wednesday 13 June 2012 15:09

Or we just think the OP is a moron; shouldn't he know both his father and girlfriend well enough to know that the picture would have a duck-face and his father would react negatively to such a display of stupid?