Health: Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By addie19 - 19/01/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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elephantsarecute 16

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:40

This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:40

Oh the irony!

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ksks1234 33

Tuesday 14 January 2014 1:11

There is a topical gel that you can rub on your wrists that helps with nausea.

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 14 January 2014 1:35

Take another one

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 14 January 2014 5:11

Good idea! Hell, take the whole damned bottle!

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 14 January 2014 1:45

If irony were water, this would be Lake Michigan.

beaglegal 42

Tuesday 14 January 2014 1:48

Aww sorry OP :) feel better!

UsernameTaken14 18

Tuesday 14 January 2014 1:59

Oh the irony...

sweetbeauty18 1

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:01

omg that is so very mean!!:(

LandeisJ 11

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:07

Time for suppositories!!

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:20

Try smoking weed. Seriously, preventing nausea is one of the most important applications of medical cannabis.

Not_Impressed13 9

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:46

Worth a try. But does not work for everyone. I get sick if I try to smoke it. :-(

coried91 28

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:27

Oh damn, you got me. I like how you pass judgment when you don't know me at all.

cmbar831 14

Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:28

I've done that too. Tough reality

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