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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 708

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 652

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 825

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 65 160

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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What's going on?

By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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You deserved it 6 441

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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You deserved it 7 915

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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You deserved it 4 850

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 233

amileah13 26

Monday 20 April 2015 10:21

Okay.... What's the point of flipping them off if they can't see you? Just saying

timb1234 13

Monday 20 April 2015 10:10

Dont worry he just saw a bird

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 20 April 2015 21:10

So, you're flipping off someone because of nothing they were doing, not how they were driving, but because you're still upset over your ex breaking up with you? Not only that, but you didn't even have the presence of mind to roll down your window to give a finger since the windows were so dark, he couldn't see you to begin with? In a car he probably never would have recognized - your mother's car? You're no queen bitch like your username suggests, OP. You're just a stupid-ass basic bitch. YDI.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 20 April 2015 21:38

YDI, but possibly so did he.

zarrganaut 17

Monday 20 April 2015 22:08

Did you really not want him to see you flip him off? Seems kinda kiddish.

jelrid 30

Monday 20 April 2015 23:11

Um, you (and your mom) realize that, in the state of Michigan, if the front windows on your car are that heavily tinted you can get pulled over and fined, right? Food for thought...

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 21 April 2015 2:36

Really! I think you shouldn’t be on the road if you can’t figure out what you are driving.

InapropriateElmo 6

Tuesday 21 April 2015 6:09

People. HIS car has the tinted windows. He is driving his MOM'S car.

naiveprophet 15

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:33

HER car has the tinted windows. She is driving her MOM'S car.

SoraHD 9

Tuesday 21 April 2015 17:27

So what's the FML part of it? it being your mums car? if so what's the point of the rest of the story. If its the flipping the bird part, who gives a shit? if the windows are tinted your ex can barely see you? I don't get this.

mrg_not_a_dude 18

Wednesday 22 April 2015 5:46

if it was her car with the tinted windows thats pointless and stupid. its also very stupid of her to realize that the windows weren't tinted. #peoplearestupid