Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt.... - FML

By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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boredblonde 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!

DrOfTheInternet 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:51

Fruit punch?

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ebruce11 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:01

Been there

weezz3675 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:40

BAHAHAHA..... Then U definitely deserved it.

sarah2795 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:42

I've done that before .... Fun times lol

ilovekaedyn 0

Monday 28 November 2011 2:51

Did that yesterday lol. True fml moment ;)

chrono420 3

Monday 12 December 2011 3:39

After hearing a hilarious joke from a buddy of mine. I accidentally punched myself in the nose, making it bleed all over the floor and couch. That in turn made my buddy's laugh even harder which made me laugh even more. A person walking in at that moment would be very confused.

mmmkayyy 6

Friday 30 December 2011 20:19

Omg I do that ALL the time!XD

kalikay_fml 2

Friday 6 January 2012 3:20

hey. you told people to message you...so hey.

Kk_Waylen24 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:59

Haha who hasn't done that?

zack11289 3

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:39

You're eating yogurt, not auditioning for ****

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:14

I would do that:)

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