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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 02:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML
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sarawr 0

Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3 ...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.

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null_fml 11

That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.

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BunnyEars 0

That must have hurt SO much :c Although... it sounds so weird, haha.

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harmony88 0

Overenthusiastic rejoicing ftw... yesterday I elbowed my boyfriend's head in a similar situation, except I was excited for having rolled an 18 for stats for D&D.....

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drewfus2 6

You're awesome. So's the 18.

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the_deuce 0

okay i am sorry but this is HILARIOUS!! where were you that you were near an old fashioned mole trap?? and a MOLE TRAP of all things!!!! LMAO

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wtf72 0

what the hell.. you punch the air and magically a mole trap snaps your hand? WTF

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jallipino 0

YDI how can you not have seen this thing looming above your head? Seriously?! Uh, I was just sitting underwater when I punched the air not noticing the huge killer shark above me. I accidentally punched him in the eye and got goo all over my hand. Then He bit me in half because he was pretty angry. Luckily I was holding my phone when he devoured my torso so I am posting this on FML from inside a shark. BTW that story can be edited to be about bear traps, snakes, or even Gremlins!

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Hydra_fml 0

You were sitting underwater.... and you punched the air. Hypothetical situation ftl.

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andrewms 0

YDI for correctly answering an impossible question! They're impossible for a reason!!

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EmilyxElizabeth 0

where were you that a freaking "old fashion" mole trap was above you?!

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b182link 0

haha I love your "duh", makes it 100000 times better

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jaybrown 0

Whoever is asking this guy how he punched a mole trap that was above him, it was obviously floating in mid-air.

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redbluegreen 40

Or he was upside down in mole huntin' country. (;

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drewfus2 6

Or the Magical Land of Floating Pointy Objects.

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epicwinmaster 0

do you live in a shack with your hillbilly parents and try to defend yourself gainst mutated cieling moles? thats the only explanation i can think of for the trap being on the ceiling.

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