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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 02:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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sarawr 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:14

Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3 ...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.

null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:14

That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.

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katie_7097 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:05

clearly he was in a garage or shed of some sort, its ridicoulous how nobody could even pice that together.WOOOOW!

null_fml 11

Monday 24 August 2009 1:53

Oh yeah! My mistake; I spend so much time answering difficult questions while in a garage or shed, I can't believe that thought didn't even cross my mind!

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:01

This is the most bizarrely random FML ever.

mo_the_owl 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:04

bizarre. and to all of you posting "duh, he was on an underground gameshow with moles!!!! ;]]" please stop. its wasn't funny the first time and its not funny the 5th time.

drewfus2 6

Monday 1 August 2011 0:37

Yes, yes it is.

_Underscore 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:06

OP, you're not supposed to post FMLs about weird dreams/drug trips you've had.

RatIsKing 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:32

I believe most fmls. not this one. it's soooo fake

jonny2x4 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:26

Clearly you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader.

fmlette_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:24

hahah fail. i feel kind of bad for you. but then again, why the HELL did you have a mole trap above your head?! Idiot! :]

timtam24 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:04

I don't see how me not having read the wind and the willows means I'm uneducated, but whatever if insulting people over the internet makes you happy then go ahead.