Miscellaneous: Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend... - FML

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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You deserved it 52 428

By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/12/2009 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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You deserved it 29 406

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Get a life OP

mintcar 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.

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mmily007 3

Friday 31 August 2012 9:14

Omg ive done that. So ******* sad

peak2185 0

Friday 31 August 2012 19:12

Yup that's something a BITCH would do. You ****** ****!!!!!

TrashyPineapple 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 9:05

Been there. Done that lmfao. Pathedic I know.

MissD62012 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 17:12

Make a friend or two for goodness sakes

kyriakos_fml 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 23:45

Woww, just wow....

pocket01 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:45

To be honest, no on has a life. This is a convo. my friend and I were having. If you work a lot, you have no life, if you party a lot, no life, if you play games, no life, if you have a hobby, no life...No one wins. Also, misspelling words does not mean you have a life. It just means you made a mistake, or you're just lazy and/or stupid.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 3 September 2012 3:39

I agree with the top half of what you said, however, OP was misspelling words to make it look like she was drunk from partying... Not because it signifies she has a life...

pocket01 2

Monday 3 September 2012 9:59

Hmm. I guess so.

nerdstuck101 8

Monday 3 September 2012 20:23

What the hell you ignorant ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:32

You could've just sent him a text that said you were at a party.

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Today, my dad has been faking social anxiety to make me feel like there's something wrong with me. How do I know? Because I actually have social anxiety, and he not only shows no symptoms of it, but he also has a lot of misconceptions about it that he would know are false if he actually did have it. FML

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Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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Today, I caught my mother-in-law filling my one-year-old's cup with Dr. Pepper. When I flipped out, she told me I was overreacting since "all her kids turned out fine." Save for my husband, all her kids are morbidly obese diabetics who’ve struggled with poor diets. She herself is almost 450 lbs. FML

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Today, my date walked out on me during our first encounter when he found out my prosthetic leg wasn’t the result of "fighting terrorists to protect democracy", but a splinter that went septic and caused gangrene. Apparently I’m no longer heroic enough for him. FML

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Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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