By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:04 - United Kingdom

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Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.

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that1guy95 0

Don't see how this is fml...more like fhl

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Veegulkz 6

wow. it's ok. at least she knows. and her husband apparently didn't have the balls to tell er he was having an affair. you did good

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_mystique_ 0

omg OP you just busted her hubby lol!! poor wife tho, but you did the right thing.

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ianarmstrong 0

hahahahaahahahahaahaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha thanks for making my day :)

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FootballFreak4 3

Because people still do those jokes thinking they're hilarious. I'm pretty sure they aren't though.

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FYLDeep 25

They brought it on themselves.

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sophiamichelle 0

you spelt neighbor wrong. just thought id say that(:

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#81 Wrong. OP is from the UK, so she spelt it the correct way...

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CinnamonBunny 16

I was going to say the same thing, but #83 beat me to it. Damn Americanisation.

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Cinn_fml 22

Yeah, we feel the need to put unnecessary u's in everything. Neighbour, colour, favour, mould... I could go on, but I see no point. :P

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boopityboppity 11

It's "Americanization," 86! I'm proud of that one. You don't have to like it; this one is for me.

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boatkicker 4

Favour? That one I didn't know.

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ghoti_fml 0

Americanisation. Favour. Neighbour. We love the letter U and hate the letter Z.

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schalk 12

In South Africa we use -our as well. Australians also have their own way of spelling certain things. Anyone else noticed this pattern lately on FML? Troll, vent, troll, vent...

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sophiamichelle 0

well I'm from the US so I guess I wouldn't know but I never understood why some people spelt it colour and not color.

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Cinn_fml 22

Not getting at you or anything, but the internet will help explain things like that. :)

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