Intimacy: Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 19:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 08/11/2018 22:00

Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:20

this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.

LemonLala 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:19

aww... poor girl

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kingsley23 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:31

wow that's not a fail...O_o

jablome 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:34

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? He lives in an apartment complex.

chili10 18

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:10

that is an assumption that may or may not be true. it would make mire sence, yes... but it's still an assumption.

Student723 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:36

how is this an F your life? You didn't do anything wrong, he shouldn't have cheated. or at least been quieter about it.

boopityboppity 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:24

Yeah, if he had been just a little quieter, everything would be fine. No problems at all.

Student723 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:48

not the point i was getting at, it seems like it was only a matter of time before she found out. If he was so concerned about being caught he wouldn't have been so loud about it. He shouldn't have cheated regardless.

klutzycleo 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:20

Methinks OP feels her life is ****** cos she feels guilty for the hurt that the cheated woman is going through. The hurt was inevitable, but still, OP caused her to find out sooner rather than later. See?

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:37

OP shouldn't feel guilty. he was cheating on her. it's better to find out sooner than later, when they own a house or something.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:40

Oh wow, that's messed up. Well you did the only neat thing you could do, so don't blame yourself. It's good his wife found out eventually.. However, if it comes to a divorce, the banging might restart again, and now that she doesn't have to leave again, they can continue during the night as well :D