By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 192
You deserved it 6 261

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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

passiveSunshine 0

Hahahaha my mom says I used to do that all the time when I was little!

Ashley_Kretz 0

For one you stupid ****, I'm not pissed, you should have dropped this a while back, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you had to continue on with your pathetic vendetta towards everyone on here who has an opinion about what they think is and isn't acceptable. You are a lousy excuse for a human being, and I'm sorry that you don't get to enjoy the pleasures of being a good parent, you must have been neglected yourself thuryn. So get off your ******* high horse and shut the **** up for once. You think your shit doesn't stink and it's pretty pathetic.

amazingkate 0

doesn't this happen all the time? i've heard this story from a babysitter friend and it didn't phase her at all.

amazingkate 0

omg #201 i don't usually LOL to internety stuff when i'm alone. thank you.

thuryn 2

Ashley: Where do you get this stuff about me not being a good parent? That's what amuses me. You keep going on and on about it, but you don't know *anything* about me. And besides, it's not my fault your a complete idiot and just proved it to the entire Internet. If you didn't want us all to know how much you think you deserve to be so mouthy and how we should all have to sit and listen to your crap... ...then why are YOU still here? I thought you told me to **** off for the "FINAL TIME" like three posts ago. Do you have anything to say, or are you just still here to be stupid some more?

missanica 0

Ashley, you're the one who really needs to shut up because YOU are making an ass of yourself... From the sound of it you haven't been laid in a VERY long time!

Ashley_Kretz 0

Missanica, sorry to inform you honey, but I'm married. So the whole getting laid part isn't an issue. The issue is that this little imbecile Thuryn keeps running his mouth. He must have a **** shoved up his ass or something. And yes I told you to **** off ages ago it seems, but then you have to continue to run your mouth and expect to retaliation in return. God, you need some serious help. So how about you just stop trying to run people's lives and all the hoo ha..get over yourself. This shit started because you had to run your mouth about a comment that I made. And it turned into this huge heated discussion that's pathetic. So don't post back because I'm sick of READING not listening you moron about what else you feel you must say. I'm a great parent, so I can judge whomever I damn well please. It's not my fault that people don't know how to switch who naps while the baby is down. That's why if you do decide to take a nap, put the kid in the room with you so once they get up and start moving, you know that they're up. It's common sense. So Thuryn, seriously, get over yourself Mr. Holier than Thou

thuryn 2

Ashley: Oh, so YOU say you're a great parent, so that gives you the right to judge people? Well guess what? *I* say I'm a BETTER parent than you are, so I get to tell you to shut the **** up. And yeah, you probably do need to get laid. Or maybe you aren't as good a WIFE as you are a mother (supposedly)? I'm betting your family avoids you because of your temper. You obviously can't control it very well. And don't you change your story NOW. Your first post was about three year olds in diapers, not being in the same room. You only started that absolutely ridiculous stuff later. You started by being judgemental about the OP's kid wearing pull-ups, then changed it around until all you care about is "winning" some Internet argument against me, using profanity and hauteur as your only weapons. You're pathetic. Go be a better parent. Now.