By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

Hahaha, I did that when I was little! Accept I painted myself to, and my doggie :) brings back memories :P

I did that when I was little. Just see it as an embarrasing story you can tell her boyfriends later on. haha!

what the **** kind of mom are you?? your kid is 3 and not potty trained? maybe quit spending your days on fmylife.com and spend some time w/ your kid........... whatever

thuryn 2

Ashley: You're a ******* idiot. The First Amendment only guarantees that the GOVERNMENT of the USA won't interfere with your freedom of speech (or of the press). It makes NO OTHER GUARANTEES. Go read it an you'll learn something. That's why it's perfectly legal for someone to kick you off an Internet site, fire you, call you names, or whatever, based on what you say. None of those people are the government. The Bill of Rights ONLY applies to the government, and it ONLY applies to the US GOVERNMENT. Once again, Civics fail. I thought you were educated. Guess not so well, eh? You're part of the problem, Ashley. You have no control of your temper, you pay no attention to science or the news, and think you're "entitled" to all kinds of shit that you aren't. DIAF. As for you, star_ver, it has been well-established that the only people who think three years is too old for PULL-UPS are goose-stepping parent-nazis who have some sort of magic timetable for how All Kids Must Develop that real kids haven't read and don't care about. Few of the kids I know of were fully potty trained by three, and none of them have behavioral problems. Don't like it? Raise your own kids. It's not hurting them to wear a ******* diaper. Get over yourselves.

What the ****?????? Seriolsy a 3 year old who isnt potty trained???? What the ****? Do you just like seeing her ****** and ass?? Your ******* falt for not potty training your 3 year old. Mine was trained at 2 and a half. If your a guy like me then either you rape your child or you are just to ******* lazy to train your child and thats pretty ******* lazy. Cause you have to clean up her piss AND shit and thays nasty. If your a girl the what the ****. You wont listen to a guy or potty train your shitty kid Once again WHAT THE ****. Train the kid

FreedomFirst 0

Lol. My oldest sister did that to my Dad when she was a year old. I remember it quite clearly (I was 8 at the time). My youngest also did it when he was a year old - only it was his older brother's poop out of the training potty. Yuck.

Ashley_Kretz 0

Thuryn, you've got so many ******* problems, when someone does that, you can file a civil suit for slander and anything else you so desire. You need some serious ******* help man. You are the one who has a short temper and you need to cool off. Everyone DOES HAVE THE RIGHT to voice their opinion about whatever he/she ever so chooses. So please, get over yourself because you are the one making yourself look like a damn fool....**** off god damnit

Why is she not potty trained yet? And how have you not taught her that smearing poop is a no-no? That's just bad parenting.

Wow. What's up with that guy? That's just weird and gross....