By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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You deserved it 6 261

cgregg01 tells us more.

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

Your 3 year old didn't know what poo was? Perhaps you should be raising her more.

koalakittens 0

I don't want to ever hear another goddamn bitch complaining about how taking care of little kids is sooo hard. NO SHIT. Then don't have kids, or STFU. Btw, you're kids a genius. I hope you're proud.

thuryn 2

Ashley: Sorry, but no. Slander only applies in cases where you accuse someone of doing something illegal, AND your accusation is unfounded. NOT TO MENTION the fact that slander is a case where the First Amendment DOES NOT allow you to say whatever you want, whenever you want. So thanks for proving yourself wrong. Idiot. And if you think you can voice your opinion whenever and wherever you want, you're going to end up getting the crap beat out of you one of these days. One more time, for the obviously mentally impaired: THE FIRST AMENDMENT ONLY PROTECTS YOU FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND NO ONE ELSE. Don't believe me? Go READ IT.

Macha_fml 0

You deserved that for putting a three year old in diapers. She should have painted your face.

Y is your life ****** because of a stupid thing your daughter did

passiveSunshine 0

Thuryn- We do not "PICK" the children. If they meet requirements and we have spaces available they are accepted. We do not sift through those who apply and decide who we want to attend. We have several children that are dually enrolled in the local Children Development Center-many of which have various degrees of various developmental issues- who are ALL potty trained by three. We also have the sense to understand that those in my age group are prone to accidents and handle those rare instances accordingly. Actually our poor medical system, care, and inflated costs along with the high number of young mothers, often living in poverty levels of income, who do not have access to proper prenatal care and education pertaining to childbirth and rearing contribute a great deal to the our high levels of infant mortality. It has nothing to do with "western" training. It is poor education and poor health systems. It is health care being determined by the amount of expendable money available to an individual, not based on who actually needs it-when they need it. It is our fault as citizens for allowing this type of systematic control over basic human needs for such a long time that it becomes commonplace. Also, I breastfed all three of my children until they were a year old, never once did they use a bottle, I am actually one of the few these days who elect to use cloth diapers, and never ever gave my children pacifiers or food I did not prepare myself. For some people those things work, for me they were not an option.

Ashley_Kretz 0

Thuryn, you must not know shit about the legal system, maybe you need to take a look into it. You'd see how big of an IDIOT you are making yourself look like. You're just mad because you are a horrible parent yourself and you're just trying to justify yourself in your own pathetic little mind, so get over it. And I'm sorry hun, but you'd be the one to get the shit beat out of you. Because you sound like on arrogant asshole who is in dire need of it. So for the FINAL ******* time, shut the **** up you stupid ****. I will say what I want, when I ******* please. **** you, you stupid ******* moron, get a life, I'm sorry that you spend all of your damn time on fmylife with nothing else better to do. Go **** yourself and have a great day, prick.

missanica 0

As a matter of fact, I am a parent who had my daughter potty trained at around 2 but she still had problems wetting the bed while she was sleeping. She didn't get over this until she was almost 4, it wasn't a regular thing but I still kept her in nighttime diapers (or pull-ups) until she didn't have an accident anymore. The post clearly said that her daughter was taking a nap and so they decided to take a nap themselves, this could possibly be one of those moments. I don't understand what's wrong with this and what does this have anything to do with bad parenting?! Some of you are acting like "holier than thou" dicks and if you try to say that you NEVER took a nap when your child was sleeping than you're liars or suffer from OCD. Sometimes those are the only times that you can catch up on rest is when they're sleeping! Some of you are looking waaay too deep into this and need to calm down because I really doubt that your children are perfect themselves and if you expect them to be soo perfect than there's something wrong with them and I would hate to be your child! As for breastfeeding...good for ******* you Ashley! I was robbed of my ability to breastfeed because of the medication I was taking after I had my daughter so I didn't have that convenience, maybe you should think of certain circumstances that we all have before you go judging others! We all aren't as lucky as you, your ****** highness! There's nothing wrong with all of the above, I drank formula milk, I wore disposable diapers, I even ate McDonald's when I was little (gasp!) but yet I'm going to Med School. You can't be such an idealist, you can't expect things, and especially children, to be so perfect and in order for things to actually work otherwise you're in for a big disappointment my dear!

star_ver 0

You still didn't answer my question though, Thuryn. I really don't care when children should be potty trained and that comment was directed more toward the OP than anyone. Who appointed you hero of the internet that you feel you have to debate people on an FML comment thread and tell people they should die in a fire and belittle them for expressing an opinion? Seriously, get a life. I feel embarrassed FOR you, you're making such an ass of yourself.

Mgroth89 0

I USE TO DO THIS TOO. hahah tooooo funny. i was alot younger then three cause i definitely wasnt in diapers at three but my moms friends always tried to cheer her up by saying it was a sign of a good artist. ironic thing is... i couldnt be worse at art. LMAO