By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.
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Hey, baby. We meet again. It doesn't "seem" like you're monitoring this. You ARE monitoring this. You clicked the "Monitor the comments" button, which is how you can see that there are new comments on this thread. Don't give me that "main post changes color" crap, because this thread is WAY off the main page by now. I already stated above that I'm waiting for a response from PassiveSunshine. You can't send personal messages on here, and you can't send personal messages TO anyone on here, so this is really the only way I can do it. So I'm monitoring the comments, hoping every time that it's her and not you. But alas, the Internet gave me you. Again. And darlin', once again you prove my point that you can't post a thing without resorting to profanity. If you work in a hospital, aren't you smart enough to come up with something better than that? Or are you just the receptionist and you say you work at a hospital so you can look smart? Have a nice day, sweetie!
Hun, I work in the lab doing blood work, so I'm not around patients, so I can say whatever I damn well please. **** **** FUCKETEY **** **** ****!!!! Get over it, I have a "potty mouth." Whoop dee ******* doo. Well if you were smart since you're monitoring these, you would see that it's me, and not her, so since it's me, you don't have to respond, dumbass. Wouldn't that be the smart thing to do? But once again, you're proving to be on the lower level, so once and for ******* all, **** off and stop responding back to me, I'm sick of having to explain shit to you because you're too ******* retarded. **** YOU, YOU ******* PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****!!!!!!!
Well FYI thuryn, I do not swear around my KID you retard, you must not pay attention because I have previously stated that I have A son, thank you. I refuse to swear around him, but I'm an adult and if I want to swear on here or at work, I will do so. There isn't a thing you can do about it. Don't like it? Don't read what I post. And as I have once again previously stated, you are able to see that it's me posing on here, not the other lady you're waiting for, so stop responding. And you're nothing but a piece of crap who has nothing better to do with his life but poke fun of people on fmylife. I have read the other things you have said to others, and frankly, I'm not too impressed....get a life dude, seriously...you need a new hobby.
Why thank you, Ashley! *blush* I didn't realize I was so important that you would check out things I posted in other threads. I hope you learned something. As for whether or not you curse around your kid, quite frankly, I don't believe you. People, in general, have a strong tendency to revert to type under stress. My bet is that your kid is going to learn a lot of curse words at an early age because you DON'T EVEN KNOW when you're doing it. I mean, you can't even stop posting on here. Why should anyone believe you can stop swearing just because your kid is present? And yes, you can swear all you like here or at work or wherever. But you know what? All it does is show that you are an uncreative, boorish person. Calling me a "retard" doesn't bode well for your sense of propriety either. I'm betting you drink to have fun and don't get invited to many places with classy people, and you comfort yourself by calling THEM names too, like "stuffy" and "stuck-up" and so on, even though you know you just aren't good enough for their company. Here's a hint: Go. Read. A. Book. It's good for you.
Well thuryn, let me stress this. I do not swear in front of my child. And I barely swear at work. I don't want my son to swear, but you can't stop kids these days. I can control my temper there. But I can't stand it when people pester someone for stating their opinion about something. You continued this thread by continuing to talk you smack. It's rather annoying I must say. You should have stopped this a while ago, when I asked you. And as far as the drinking goes, hunny, I'm under the age. Plus, I had a child when I was young so I had to grow up. On my days off from work, I devote them entirely to my son and my husband when he's not out at sea. So just shut your mouth, you have no idea what's going on. And I do go to social events with "classy" people. I have nothing against them. And I certainly don't bash them because that would be rude. The people I do bash however, are the pathetic , low life imbeciles like you who prey on people on this site. You wait for one person to say something that you don't like, and you consistently bash on them. You need to move on. Just because your life is pathetic doesn't mean that you have to bring your meteoric remarks with you to justify yourself. Everyone that you come across will have a different opinion than you. That's how life works. If you don't like it, then stay off this site, because this is one of the biggest sites that causes the most arguments between people and their conflicting opinions. So just move on from this and get over it. Allow people to voice what they so choose to be fit. Thank you thuryn. And I am not going to apologize to you because you've been nothing but an inconsiderate moron. So find someone else to pick on, because it's not going to work with me, you low life bully!!!
The longer you keep going, Ashley, the more you prove that you're an idiot. Just in your last post, let's see here... Honey. H-O-N-E-Y. Honey. Learn to spell. You aren't old enough to drink and you have one kid, and yet you think you know enough to get on here and tell other people how to raise their kids. Sorry, kid, but you aren't old enough to be making the claims and assertions you'd like to. Go sit down. You say you've "had to grow up", but that's not really true. You just had to work hard. It's clear from your posts you haven't grown up yet. As for your temper and your mouth: I've already told you I don't believe you. Period. I've met too many people with far softer tempers than yours who still ended up with potty mouth kids. It's just how things are, and I highly doubt that you are some amazing exception. As for your opinion, you can have whatever opinion you like, but get this: I can still have the opinion that you are an idiot, and I can say so, and I can prove it, and I HAVE proved it. I understand that you don't like it, but that's just too bad. See, you opened your mouth, got called on it, and now you're crying "OH I CAN HAVE WHATEVER OPINION I WANT." Well sure you can, but it's a stupid opinion. So if you keep that opinion, then you're a stupid person. And you have a lot of gall calling ME inconsiderate after all of the profanity and invective you've spewed into this thread. I never claimed to be a nice guy. Far from it. I'm an asshole. Deal. But you're an amazing hypocrite for trying to take the high road after the crap you've written. The best possible outcome of all of this would be that you have a day where YOU leave YOUR kid alone for five minutes and come to find HIM writing on the wall in his own poo. Then you'll be forced to deal with the fact that you've been a judgemental know-it-all twat, and that somewhere, cgregg is smiling and he doesn't know why.
well too bad that my son knows that poo isn't something to play with. The only thing he's done that was similar was write on the wall with a crayon, and that can be cleaned with a Magic Erase Marker. Get over yourself thuryn. You're trying to justify yourself on here. You're a bully, face it. Leave everyone alone so we can all move on with our lives. I'm sick of having to respond to you because you can't take my advice and grow up and stop posting yourself. I raised my kid by myself without my parents' help. So I have learned a lot. And if you have older kids, younger kids mimic their habits. So potty training should have been no issue with the OP.
Ashley: So when you tell other people that they are being bad parents and try to justify yourself with bad interpretations of US law, you're "just expressing yourself." But when *I* tell you that you're full off crap and prove it, I'm "just being a bully." Do you know what that means? That means you are a hypocrite. Younger kids do tend to mimic older siblings' habits, but it's not a Rule That Is Always Obeyed. It's a tendency. The younger kids are still their own persons and will exhibit as many differences as similarities, especially if there is a significant age difference. I have a brother-in-law who is four years old. I'm pretty sure he isn't going to get his potty habits from his married older sisters. So not only do you not know nearly enough about the OP's situation to be making those judgements, but once again you demonstrate that you don't know as much as you think you do. My advice to you is to walk away. You lose. Face it. There is no "bullying" going on here. This isn't the playground where I can actually hurt you. All you have to do is click "OFF" on "monitor the comments". You aren't forced to come here, you aren't forced to read what I write, you aren't being traumatized for life. You're just being whiny because you mouthed off and got called on it. Such is life. Time to give up.
You just need to give up. And there is such a thing called internet bullying...and that's what you do...you go around to random fml's and bitch about other people....you don't know anything about said situations yourself, and the OP already stated that his kids weren't that much older, so it shouldn't have been that hard for his youngest. So, please, I'm asking you nicely, stop responding unless it's from Passive.
Internet bullying is a thing made up by people who wish the world was fair. The very notion of it implies that I have some sort of power over you that I exert to make you miserable. The thing is, that's not the case. I have no such power, or at least, none that you don't give me yourself. Eleanor Roosevelt coined the phrase, "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." That has never been more true than on the Internet. There are so many different ways in which you are completely and totally safe if you choose to be... ...and yet you choose to return, over and over and over. Seriously. Not kidding here. Why?
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thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers
Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.