By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States
cgregg01 tells us more.
As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.
Top comments
Comments
Honey, let me just tell you something. I'm a great wife and a great mother. I also am very close with my family. I don't have temper issues. The only problem I have is with your stupid ass coming on here and trying to play fmylife God. Like I said WAY back when, anyone can say whatever they choose. This is a website for Christ's sake. And yeah, I know that my original argument was about the child being in diapers at 3 years old, but then other commented on how the child should be in the same room and then wouldn't you know it, you had to run your mouth about that and get a pissy about it. But unlike you, I have no problems getting laid....and if I'm making myself look like an idiot, you just keep on retaliating, so wouldn't that mean you were sinking down to "my level?" Way to go there an call yourself pathetic, dumbass!
Ashley: "Calling myself pathetic" by calling you pathetic? Going back to just saying the same old wrong stuff as before? "Unlike me you get laid?" "Honey?" Are you going to bring out the "opposite day" argument next? You argue like an 8-year-old. And this whole thread is proof you have temper issues. Want to prove me wrong? Walk away. Web sites are owned by private companies. If they don't want you to say something, they can delete your post or revoke your account, and there is nothing the First Amendment can do about it. Once again, the First Amendment is a protection against the government, and no one else. Get it through your thick skull. There is no "freedom of speech" on a Web site. Just because it's a Web site doesn't mean it's okay to be stupid, and the fact that we're all allowed to post at all here is a privilege, not a right.
Dude, you make no sense, you twisted everything I said. You called me pathetic, but by your repetitive retaliation, your showing the world that you're the one with the temper issues and that you're on a lower level of scum than God knows what. You are the one who needs to walk away hun. I simply stated my opinion on this post, so get over it....I don't see why you had to call out one person when there has been SEVERAL people. You must get some kind of sick pleasure of trying to belittle others. Get over it and move on dude, seriously. And for God's sake, I will say what I want, when I want. There is nothing you can do about it, so once again get over it and put your foot in your mouth. Thanks!!! P.S. Learn to comprehend what people are saying before you start running your mouth. Make sure you're not twisting everyone's words, you're making yourself look like a total ass when you do that!
#302: I seriously hope you don't live in the U.S., Ashley, because you're the one who thinks it's important to post at 5:00am. Shouldn't you be, say, sleeping? As for tempers, I believe *I* am the one who has repeatedly given evidence and logic for my positions, and I am the one who managed to come to a civil agreement with others in this thread, whereas YOU are the one who has used endless profanity, continues to refer to me as "hun" and "honey", has no evidence or information to offer, and merely attacks me personally rather than say anything useful. You accusation that I twist other people's words around is funny, since in your previous post, you tried to make it sound as if I was calling myself pathetic. Your attempt was juvenile, so once again, I called you out on your stupidity, and you don't like it. Too bad, "hun." You're an idiot. Everyone knows you're an idiot. You were wrong about the baby monitor. You were wrong about the First Amendment. You have tried attacking me personally and failed. Give it up. You lose.
Haven't you ever heard of the saying "if you retaliate, you're sinking to the other person's level?" Well apparently that's what you're doing. By your countless acts of retaliation, you showing everyone that you are on my level. So that would make you pathetic, a moron and whatever else you said. And too bad for you, I work at a hospital and am working odd hours, so me being up and posting back at 5:00 am isn't unusual considering I had to be at work at 6:30am and happened to get on here and seen that there was a new post on here. Low and behold, it had to be you running your mouth once again. You may have come to a "civil agreement" with others, but you damn sure can't respect what others had to say about this incident that happened with the poster. Get over it, no matter what you say, what you do, nor anyone else, everyone is going to have something different to say about the issue. That's how life is. I'm not attacking you, you were the one who originally started this shit by not respecting that everyone had something different to say about this issue. Get over it dick.
'godyourethick': No one said 4 was an average, only that there is nothing magical about 3 years. PassiveSunshine is going to see if she can find some actual studies on the topic, though, since we're all just going on personal experience, which is too small a sample size and subject to confirmation bias. Ashley: Gosh! Your big, long replay came only 9 minutes after mine! I'm glad you have so much time on your hands between working at a hospital and being such a WONDERFUL wife and mother to watch this thread like a hawk. Heaven forbid someone else might get the last word! More to the point, you're still an idiot. I never said other people couldn't have opinions. I just said that your opinion was stupid. You should respect my opinion that you're stupid, especially since I've proven it time and again (especially on the First Amendment thing; sheesh!). Or is fairness only for you and not for other people? Way to set an example for your kids, you hypocrite.
hey dumbass, there were several people who said the same thing before I did....but you had to open your mouth about it once I say something. And FYI, my son is over at my parents' house this weekend because they wanted to spend a little time with him. So how about you just put your foot in your mouth you moron. And there you go once again, ragging on someone else, Jesus Christ, leave people the hell alone. You must get some kind of self gratification from messing with people. Get over it and stop responding and everyone will be just peachy keen.
Once again, a reply in about ten minutes! Your kid is away and you spend your time *here*?! FYL. You need something better to do. How about a book on the way the U.S. government works? You never seemed to grasp that part of our earlier conversation. Or perhaps something about punctuation and grammar? Or debate tactics, perhaps? I fail to see how I put my foot in my mouth, seeing as no matter how you spin it, you have nothing better to do than sit around waiting for me to remind you that you're stupid. Go read something.
Hun, I'm sorry that it seemed like I was monitoring this, but every time that I logged onto here for a quick laugh before I left to do something, I would see that there was a new comment on this FML. Well look at yourself, you saying what you want, is that stopping you? The answer is no, and obviously you can say what you want when you want, so that proves my point on here. Get over it. End of story. And no matter what you say, you're not going to stop me from saying what I want, so how about you just shut your mouth for once, now I have to get ready for work, piss off you ********.
Keywords
thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers
Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.