Clothes, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures...

By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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You deserved it 8 060

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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You deserved it 15 645

The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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You deserved it 227

Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

I agree, your life sucks 945

You deserved it 2 307

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 062

You deserved it 895

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 903

You deserved it 4 712

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 945

You deserved it 4 960

By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 888

You deserved it 8 664

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 445

You deserved it 6 878

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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You deserved it 17 915

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:55

Next time go nude, nothing to wash

yuri63f6 7

Monday 6 February 2012 18:54

Sub-zero cold..,

Comments

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 6 February 2012 19:02

He must really know how to set the mood in bed. (sarcasm)

absolutegrrr 7

Monday 6 February 2012 23:13

I hate it when people put (sarcasm) in brackets.

Awsumuzzie 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:53

Ok... Weird statement... Considering how 14 didn't use brackets...

elephantom12 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:03

I'm willing to bet my life that 14 did indeed use brackets.

Awsumuzzie 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Sure? What do brackets look like?

Rhysviri 10

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:53

106 - He used parentheses. ;)

nublets 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:18

Looks like 142 is dead, we will mourn. Over a plate of cookies

cja101 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:38

I have never heard of parentheses. What do brackets look like then? I'm seriously confused now :-S

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:18

[ ] - brackets (sometimes called 'braces') { } - curly brackets ( ) - parenthesis

cja101 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:32

Thankyou maybe I should go back and do my English again :-(

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 6 February 2012 19:03

Find someone who appreciates you doing things like that without having to ask.. Lucky guy being a typical jerk.

xylanthrax 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 20:27

i once took some sexy pics for my girlfriend, she just replied with "i like you better with clothes on."

Burrito_Time 5

Monday 6 February 2012 19:04

Dirty ****!!!!

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 6 February 2012 19:49

I read that with music from "dirty bit".

Jewlz1162 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:20

Lmao

The_Troller 14

Monday 6 February 2012 19:07

Ouch, buzzkilled.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 6 February 2012 19:07

Yea cuz every guy thinks about washing clothes when they see pics like that.

Babyseal420 7

Monday 6 February 2012 20:25

I know I do. When I'm watching **** and she gets down to her underwear, I usually say something along the lines of "damn, those panties need to be washed."