By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

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ICATiger 13

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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hellokittie 0

dude! i would have screamed and blacked out . im afraid of spiders! hey but they were suffering too, so you guys got equal.:)

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Trent_150140 2

EWWW!!!!!! I would have screamed like a woman and fainted :O

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tinker9107 1

I wouldn't have waited a few minutes I'm guessing from now on your always going to check first

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imblack1318 0

How did your weight not crush them?

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wrhowarth 1

If you are stupid enough to leave shoes outside, and put them on, you're a moron!

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I_Punch_Babies 7

i agree. why would you leave your shoes outside in the first place? YDI

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TheVirtuoso 5

It looks like charlotte just pranked your ass.

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Mayberry_Brown 9

Your comment just made my day. : )

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JayBear14 11

I'd go to the doctor, Black widows are notorious for finding dark places to hide in and lay eggs, especially if they are old sneakers that have been sitting in a garage.

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chili_is_good 0

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think black widows don't live in New Jersey.

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DocBastard 38

Actually widow spiders are indigenous to every continent except Antarctica.

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luisgm11 6

I thinks if they were that many black widows she wouldn't have lived to post this..

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andreajassel 0

At least they didn't bite,......

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GoW_Chick 14

Aw don't fret you just made a dozen of creepy, eight legged, possibly poisonous new friends. :)

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newmandotcom 6

Actually there's no such thing as a poisonous spider. Or even a poisonous snake. They inject "VENOM" not "POISON". Therefore, they would be considered ""VENOMOUS".

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