Animals: Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and...

By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Monday 16 January 2012 23:46

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

ICATiger 13

Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

Comments

Bullheard 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:25

a fear of mine..

ragamuffin42 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:36

I'm glad I quit wearing shoes.

joc5_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:39

when i fell something i check what it is and i put my hands in my shoes because that almost happend to me with a mom or dad

RocketNinjaFish 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:19

you almost found a mum or dad in your shoe?

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:42

I think he means a mom/dad spider. However, it is very oddly worded.

Wolf_rock 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:59

OMG EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TehParteh 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:17

What Have We Learned?

Mayberry_Brown 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:08

That being a couch potato is much safer than trying to exercise! XD *continues playing Zelda*

TehParteh 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:17

What Have We Learned?

wiggles47 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:19

I would pass out...

SammehDx 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:56

This. This is why I am always fearful when I leave shoes outside and so any shoes I leave outside never get worn again. Sucks so bad I'm sorry op. You'll never do it again though!