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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Ouch - 10/04/2011 08:55 - Canada

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

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Jabulls 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:51

#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 22:18

YDI for smoking.

Comments

SayPeanuts 29

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:35

I doubt anyone was looking up at you checking your shorts for a hole.

itzgiimo 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:14

ydi for smoking

16rrpass 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:54

Wow

LaDbug 2

Friday 21 October 2011 18:52

She deserves having a hole chewed in her shorts because she's a smoker? Hmm... I can't seem to find the logic in that.

Qwermy 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 6:20

well if she keeps smoking, she'll end up needing a hole in her throat

Yesdearurwrong 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:32

No she doesn't deserve the hole for smoking. She deserves it because she wouldn't have been embarrassed if she didn't go outside to smoke.

emuexport 4

Monday 29 July 2013 13:43

Now thats a good look !!!!

raz_berri93 16

Tuesday 11 March 2014 0:11

So much negativity about smoking. It's a personal choice that one person makes and if they're not being rude like blowing smoke in your face, why do you care?