Animals: Today, I put up a sign asking motorcyclists to slow down near...

By BriarFace - 29/03/2016 01:56 - United States - Springfield

Today, I put up a sign asking motorcyclists to slow down near horses, as the noise can spook them. While I was riding near the sign, a biker slowed to read it, looked at me, then revved his engine loudly and raced off. My horse bucked me off into some brambles and bolted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By kodijack - 25/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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Inappropriate laughter

By josie345 - 25/08/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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papygeorges 17

Tuesday 29 March 2016 11:36

Assholes are everywhere, some of them ride motorcycles.

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 29 March 2016 11:49

That really sucks. It takes a while to desensitize horses to that kind of noise and after a spook like that I'm sure it will be much harder.

Comments

mandaa95 17

Tuesday 29 March 2016 23:54

Faaaaaagg!

uzumakinurto 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:44

someone needs an ass whipping for sure. that's just a dick move plain and simple.

dethouva 4

Wednesday 30 March 2016 1:09

lol

pagefault2k 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 1:12

I'm a little late but I'll weigh in on the 'motorcyclist was a jerk' side.

tzimtzee 3

Wednesday 30 March 2016 1:56

If they're the kind of person who likes fast, loud and sometimes fatal machines, do you really think they're going to obey your DIY signs? Guy is still a dick, but you gotta think about your target audience :P

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:02

This happened to me and a golf cart. Loud noises really do spook them. So sorry.

Lunaressence 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:40

oh no :( Poor baby. I hope she's okay. I remember when we had to train my horse to get used to motorcyclists. Some of them can be real jerks! Sorry to hear that OP

Paridote 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:40

what an asshole

LilBTheBasedGod 5

Wednesday 30 March 2016 6:16

Haha that guy is awesome

capnbzarr 43

Wednesday 30 March 2016 6:38

The motorcyclist was obviously an asshole, but I still have a hard time feeling sorry for somebody who owns a horse and thinks the world should conform to their expensive hobby.