By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 20:02 - Canada

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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manoverboard 0

So? What'd you expect?

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sillylung 0

Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?

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ell1609 0

op ignore! you are not a **** and surely if he cant remember you and you can remember him that makes him the **** for sleeping around so much that he cant remember the girls hes ******! in my opinion it is perfectly fine for a girl to sleep with a guy after a couple of dates and these idiots shouldnt make you feel bad about it!

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123sploosh 0

OMG I AGREE. i said that, and everyone is being so mean to me and calling me a **** because of it. thank you for saying something legit.

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boatkicker 4

Sploosh dear, it was the WAY that you said it, not the fact that you said it.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

wow a guy was a total asshole? never wouldve guessed.

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darkshadow_fml 0

YDI for being a *****, you went out with him a few times and slept with him a couple? Clearly he goes from girl to girl and didnt give a ****

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SoniaLovesYou 0

Wait, okay, let me get this straight...the guy in question couldn't even remember the OP's name after he'd slept with her........and SHE'S the ****??? FYL, OP. I'm so sorry. Hope you hit him where it hurt.

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linf 0

At least he didn't say, "Hey ugly, can you please get off of me?

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Cupcake10 0

why the hell are almost all of the FMLs from like, Canada or Missouri or some shit? and YDI for not being memorable.

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boatkicker 4

Canada or Missouri? Those two places arent even remotely similar

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Cupcake10 0

I never said they were similar. I'm just stating the fact that if you look at where over 95% of the FML posts are from, it's either Canada or maybe the UK or Missouri or Wisconsin or something. I don't see alot of variety in the location of the posts on here.

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kewlcat 0

Canada is a big country. Bigger than the US, so there might be a lot stories coming from there.

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Dickninja 0

Maybe he had a twin and that who you saw but the real chris just got ran over by a bus and died and his twin brother didnt know he was sleeping with you so he didnt bother telling you. Or maybe he smoked weed everytime he went out with you and got drunk and thats why he doesnt remember. I still think the former though.

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Dickninja 0

To # 63. Thats what i meant to put.

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xloadedxx 0

are you ******* kidding me? for sex out of marriage. Please post this "Today, I do not believe in pre-marital sex. FML" and then go get a ******* life.

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