Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was...

By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Friday 18 July 2014 23:55

Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?

shainj78 8

Friday 18 July 2014 23:57

tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..

Comments

Adam5858 17

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:05

Did his wife find out.

SplitEnds 11

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:07

That is awful you need to tell his wife and dump the bastard.

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:08

It's probably because you suck.

quiet_storm09 17

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:23

Um... That was rude...

iateapenguin 27

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:09

Oh god... I hope you're okay. It must be the shittiest thing ever to find out something like that. :(

LittleRanz 4

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:10

Tell his wife. You dont deserve this and she dont either.

LalaDee561 8

Saturday 19 July 2014 17:16

And neither do his kids. Heartless bastard.

KushCrushin89 10

Monday 21 July 2014 1:37

She don't? Perhaps you meant doesn't? The English language is so beautiful, please stop butchering it.

tuckmyster99 3

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:10

that's a waste of five yrs **** that jerk I'm srry

Trinidad727 9

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:17

Damn at the end of the day just gotta do you and forget him!!

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:18

he's an undercover spy, only married to her to protect our country.

xLuvx2xLaffx 4

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:18

Of course he had to bring his wife and kids out of Iran before that ISIS shit starts to get heavy.

ErwinsWife 5

Saturday 19 July 2014 6:35

Families cannot live over there...

Oriannah_xx 11

Saturday 19 July 2014 12:35

Eh... Family's can live over there because as a matter of fact my family lives there, and they're doing great

Steephx0 23

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:33

Hey OP - it's illegal to impersonate someone in the military. Use that information for whatever purpose you can ;)

cjmedic 12

Saturday 19 July 2014 3:11

Or could be in the military, but not deployed to Iran.

Shelladucky 5

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:31

Or was deployed but came back.

ErwinsWife 5

Saturday 19 July 2014 6:37

They don't do anything about it. People steal uniforms and impersonate all the time. Nothing is ever done. He is probably really military but he wasn't really on deployment. Seeing as no one is in Iran right now common sense.