Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was...

By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Friday 18 July 2014 23:55

Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?

shainj78 8

Friday 18 July 2014 23:57

tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..

Comments

jessiebum 5

Monday 21 July 2014 19:35

Sell that fraud out!

shredwhitendblue 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 5:40

5 years!? That's just a little long

moribund 3

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:42

Well that's Iranic

blackunicorntear 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:21

you should probably ask yourself how you missed the signs over a 5 year relationship

xlizardxqueenx 7

Sunday 21 September 2014 3:03

Tell his wife and show her proof he's a cheating bastard.

Angeline1234 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 20:40

I feel bad for the children

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:48

Worst kind of person out there. Absolute worst.

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