Love: Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years...

By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2015 12:16 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML

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By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By Marisela - 24/05/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 17:01

Today, I saw my ex. I was sure he’d be miserable, but he looked happier than I’ve seen him in a long time. He somehow even looked younger, as did the woman he was on a date with, who’s a good 10 years younger than me. Meanwhile, I’ve gained 25 pounds trying to quit smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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kenzierosaline 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:22

He'll still have noticed that you're looking foxy nowadays. He's a guy. They don't miss that kinda thing. =]

ckc_tkd 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:30

Man, screw that ****** for dumping you, he should have supported you and been concerned for your health, rather than just dropping you. Great job on losing the weight though! And i'm sure he noticed it too. Have fun at your party!

Comments

thjmkl 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:10

omg how much did you weigh when he dumped you if you lost 68 Lbs LOL i would have dumped you 40Lbs before that bahahahhahahaha

lovely997 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:13

Congrats on losing weight

lovely997 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:14

Dnb23- go **** your self, you ugly piece of shit. It's sad that I know you're ugly by not even knowing what you look like.

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:31

so how is this a fml again? you wanted to be a bitch to your ex and it backfired?

kcslgvr 11

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:53

i really don't see how she was being a bitch. so what if she wanted to show him what he was missing. he deserved it for being so unsupportive by dumping her. congratulations on losing the weight btw.

Nightfallz 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:34

and 32 in no way can you base hid looks off of his comment. you apparently have some anger issues to work out

Mata_Hari 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:25

I'm just guessing #32 might have meant ugly...on the INSIDE....

spillproof 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:09

I hope you didn't want to get back together with him! Screw him

heyyou1203 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 13:06

I think the concern is that if he notices her weight so much to the point that he dumped her because of it, then he might notice what she had in her cart. it's just a bit of an ironic situation - she wants to show off how thin and healthy she's been but she has something unhealthy in her cart. he sounds like a douche, so good for you for losing the weight AND him!