By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML
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kenzierosaline 0

He'll still have noticed that you're looking foxy nowadays. He's a guy. They don't miss that kinda thing. =]

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ckc_tkd 0

Man, screw that ****** for dumping you, he should have supported you and been concerned for your health, rather than just dropping you. Great job on losing the weight though! And i'm sure he noticed it too. Have fun at your party!

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KRiddle 15

Oh well, **** him, congrats on the weightloss : )

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RoxxyHustle 7

Somehow it's even better this way. Now you look like you lost 68 lbs AND eat gallons of ice cream. Let him ruminate on that a bit :-) :-)

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CaptnNorway 10

I would say "Ah hi ****** ... long time no see, ive finally got into that shape you wanted." Then awkwardly look down at the icecream, then walk away laughing like a maniac :P

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fischerxx 10

It's not like you need his approval or need to explain.

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bigbangvip1 7

well congratz! :D you deserve better

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superman3212 8

the road of good intentions isn't paved in gold... -_- ydi and I agree. yo life suuuuux.

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niome_fml 9

so? just walk away from him... it shouldn't matter anymore

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