By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
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DocBastard 38

Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.

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Ambient25 24

You should put her number on Craigslist

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btracy619 23

The mature one wouldn't do anything. If your break-up was bad enough that she would just mace you like that, clearly it isn't wise to try to talk to her, maturity is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

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8313girl 28

The smartest thing I've seen anyone post. I wouldn't want to run into any of my exes and for good reason. I wouldn't mace them but I pray that I never see any of them again in life.

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Raesin 21

You kinda deserve it OP, trying to make small talk with Exes is almost always a bad idea. Especially if it was a bad breakup or you find out the other is a psycho. If you didn't know she was psycho before, you do now so in a way you still dodged a bullet... try dodging the mace next time.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

While I agree that talking to exes is bad, OP didn't deserve to be assaulted.

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finch01 18

nope havent forgiving yet

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ballpython 15

That is assault plain and simple. I saw this happen to a guy in real life. A guy was ARGUING with his GF and it never got physical, not even close to it. She maced him out of anger and was soon after arrested.

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flfsu84 3

You should've given her the old ovary punch!!

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

While you absolutely didn't deserve to be maced, I still don't think it was a good idea to go up and talk to her. People generally become exes because they don't want to have each other in their lives anymore.

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HumanWiki 8

I'd file assault charges against her.

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SunAndMoon427 12

Geez she's an idiot. I try to actively ignore my exes but if I saw one, I'd at least be an adult and say hi if they said something to me first. You dodged a bullet with this one. No rational person maces someone for talking to them

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