Kids: Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Let me in

By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:13

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:22

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

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pak0 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:59

50% of marriage in the USA ends in divorce. YTDI so accept the fact that its not a failed marriage.

malaksoufan_xo 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:31

how's that ew.. they're your parents and they love each other ? without em you wouldnt be here. think of it that way :D

CarterColbie 4

Monday 4 January 2010 4:17

Jesus your parents are major kinks. Congrats, OP!

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 30 April 2010 21:58

At least your parents have a good relationship!!

cme41taurus 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 16:47

it is "offensive "because for many many years ignorant white people used it to further offend,insult, and humiliate African Americans. it is not a race word it was a hate word. black people use it as a symbol of verbal expression in music, jokes. n terms of endearment. The word was taken back n made small. so it can't be used by another race,due to the insulting nature in which it was used in the past.

fixxxers01_fml 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:23

you're already scarred...buy

fixxxers01_fml 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:26

you're already scarred...buy them fuzzy cuffs with a safety latch.....or bondage tape

masteroftheWTF 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 18:09

It's awkward... but things are only as awkward as you make them. Find the key and gtfo. :) No big deal, hell it's not nearly as awkward as your best friend dating a cousin and telling you things you never wanted to know... at least this time it will never be spoken of again probably.