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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?

rg350dx 29

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.

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Drifting 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 2:46

Commando any day over that option Lmfao...

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 13 June 2013 2:53

Should've gone commando dude

awarmstrong89 3

Thursday 13 June 2013 2:53

Sounds like a lousy cover-up story to me... Whatever helps you sleep at night.

lexxiii 17

Thursday 13 June 2013 2:53

Solid... Very solid...

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 2:58

"Snatched" is an interesting choice of words, OP.

daboar 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:06

You can fit in your wife's panties? Not sure if I should feel bad for you or for your wife

davikiin 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:09

While I occasionally indulge, usually I go commando. No one remembers your size when they're horrified.

TogeBara 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:27

shoulda went commando

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:29

Your friends could just think you're into some kinky stuff. :3

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:29

Look, if you like to wear panties and other feminine things, there's nothing wrong with that. Just admit it.

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