Transportation: Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow...

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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You deserved it 30 210

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 152

You deserved it 2 864

By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Dumdum moment

By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

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You deserved it 2 204

By Jfly25 - 23/01/2018 01:30

Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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You deserved it 5 653

Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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You deserved it 183

By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 2 665

By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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You deserved it 1 346

Genius mode

By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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You deserved it 2 183

By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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You deserved it 3 321

Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:17

A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:15

ironic, isnt it?

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carinthian 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:22

Now he can tow while he tows - genius.

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:27

Okay, seriously, why does he need a tow truck?! Can't that other guy just bring him a gas can? wtf.....

skanky 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:18

I was thinking the same thing!

Fsqu4red 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:35

I've always wanted to see a tow truck towing another tow truck

Wythstyles 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:49

i call bs on this one

wheel4deal 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:00

that's not ironic at all.

awsm44 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:02

wouldn't it be easier to just have someone bring gas?

TheBigWaffle 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:10

truckception?

the_easter_bunny 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:35

Meh. Happens to everyone.

band_geek 18

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:39

Hence why you check to see if you have enough gas instead of being completely oblivious to how much gas you have left like a new driver.

Chrissy44 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:46

why didn't you have someone bring you gas?

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