By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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yomama126 0

11s comment made me soft

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DivakiddOsz 5

ugh you people are so weird :p haha I like it

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brycereid 0

I find this hard to masterbait to

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ImJustNotBlack 0

I've had enough of your bullshit, chill the **** out

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number1beaner 0

You've braced the hardness a lot of times he was talking to your step mom

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xBabyDollx94 0

BlueBerryGiraffe... Ur hot;)

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atthegates 0

so it's his mom then? pretty embarrassing buy you're all grown ups....no big deal

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MissBoo101 0

lol pics for proof!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

that's gonna be a "hard" situation to explain....

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Person000 0

see what we have here, is typical douche. Notice his online picture is him showing his abs and his comments are all annoying and just trying to put people down. 148 is a real douche

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MissFukMyLuck 0

148 is probably 14 and though he is proud of his 'abs' probably dosent realize they look very underdeveloped.... please don't grow up a dick. we really don't need any more around :(

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nalia18 8

161 He's just sad he cant come up with a beter profile picture and has to take it out on every1

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MakeAScene 4

May God bless 161.

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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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robotiick 12

lol dude ur pic explains wat I'm saying

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bri_bri2013 0

lol 4, love ur pic

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diabian 9

that sounds like a movie I once "mistakenly" rented in a hotel... it ended with a threesome!!

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polysyllabist 3

So you're saying you watch pornos involving a man his wife and his mother in law? Everyone has their own tastes I guess.

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wisericky 12

soo, umm your gunna send me that video... right?

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agSWAAAAG 0

Patrick star!!! nice pic, lame comment though

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diabian 9

71- i said "mistakenly" rented :p. and whoever asked for the videoد, i don't have it.. it was in a hotel in New York!

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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sxcsatan999 2

haha yes agreed. also pre warning is a fantastic thing. always make sure my man knows if we are having visitors

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TheDrifter 23

So, did he still have any hardness to embrace once he noticed?

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yougotapes 7

haha it was a show!

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