By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15

Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.

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Grauncho 27

Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.

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russianspy1234 11

1. Poke your finger through the center of the square. 2. Stick your finger up your ass and swirl 3. Pull finger out 4. Pull square up off finger, wiping it as you go.

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emirie 21

That is absolutely disgusting

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Posthuman 26

That's how the ninjas did it. They never ran out of toilet paper. Ahhhh ninjas...

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raizori 10

And that is why I keep the toilet paper in the bathroom. Still don't understand why people don't do that.

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ksks1234 33

It is sometimes a space issues/ memory. I only have room for two extra rolls. I have forgotten to replace the rolls before.

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sammyjo06 14

There are similar comments to yours on similar FML entries. I'm assuming those of you making these comments only have 1 bathroom in your house. In a big house like my parents' home, there are 5 bathrooms total. Things like the plunger and toilet paper tend to be found in the ground level bathroom, with replacements in my parents' bathroom closet. So if you're in any of the other bathrooms in the house and you need extra and forgot to grab a roll before sitting down, you're screwed :P.

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BigMac92 11

Troll dad; how very epic! Just be glad you didn't have to wipe with sandpaper :p

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Goblin182 26

Always make sure you have enough to finish the task before starting.

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idragosani 15

This is the equivalent of the Kobayashi Maru simulation...

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