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guest towels or curtains, tough choice
I'm sorry OP but that's funny. Having parents that are willing to laugh and joke and play with you is a blessing. Mine were far from that. That's why I promised myself that with my kids I would be fun and play around like that with them and I do, all the time. Think of it like this.... He could have just ignored you all together.. It could be worse OP.
Remove the toilet paper next time your dad goes to the loo and place a neatly folded, clean white shirt of his on the bathroom floor. Maybe place a note inside.
At least it's better than my sister who just yells back "sucks for you, you should've looked before you sat down".
Where the six fold rule no longer applies...I would advice (if possible) keep an extra roll in the vanity...
Time to use your sock.
Your dad in a way is an ass but it was funny
Always check before you squat. Always.
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Your dad sounds like me when I have kids... Hilarious and majestic. Except I would have said "want to play a game?" In saws voice.
Considering this is an FML, I'm going to assume you failed THE FINAL TEST.