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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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Shopping fun

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By VCR - 20/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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Imahussla 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:11

WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear

ktl_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:57

the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.

Comments

couturegirl2 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:14

why would you borrow underwear from your mom...?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:41

FYL cuz you're sharing underwear with your MOM

nerdy_penguin 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:08

Its no worse than borrowing a swimsuit

HeXr 22

Friday 26 August 2011 18:09

I was waiting for someone to comment on this rather than the now relatively insignificant vibrator

beba7986 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:47

Eww Nasty!?

awesome_king 3

Friday 30 September 2011 19:02

Grannies panties. Ew.

MushroomFailcake 0

Monday 14 November 2011 23:28

I don't see what the problem is if you're willing to share underwear....

tswizz 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:58

#21said the underwear was shit-stained... Not #22 :/

twogingers1fire 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:23

I'm sure they were clean so y'all need to calm the **** down

angelofsaturn 23

Wednesday 9 May 2012 5:02

Yeah i'd rather go commando. It's entirely possible to run out of panties esp when you live with someone who likes to rip them off.

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