By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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Jcsati8 0

wow... are you dumb? wait until on one else is in there and run into the stall next to it...?

wow... are you dumb? wait until on one else is in there and run into the stall next to it...?

money in the baaaank! i wd wipe with 10K each time :D

That happened to me once, but I used my socks.

Jcsati8 0

Why would you put money in your ass.... do you know how dirty it is? And # 77's right. Use your socks or something.

if i was suffering from *explosive diarrhea* i wouldn't leave the house