By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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cartering 0

So this must mean you don't wear underwear either then. Because you could have easily used your underwear - and unlike using a small bill, you wouldn't have gotten diarrhea goo all over your hand, you could have easily discarded the underwear in the stall and have not been out any more than a pair of used underwear

This is what I get for eating a Snickers bar while reading FML. FML.

yeah, taking money out of circulation is illegal. You can't even throw pennies in the trash can. So congrats for putting up that you just took $10 out of circulation! the next FML you post will be about the fine you get since you posted it online for the world to see... and in the end you'll end up having paid more or less $5,010 dollars to wipe your ass.

As gross as it sounds, you wouldn't have to get rid of the money. Rinse it off, wrap it up in something, take it home and put it in the washer. Money can be washed.

socks, undies, dollar bills... its all the same the way this economy is going u might as well wipe ur ass with dollars rather than toilet paper. you could at least sell the toilet paper to europe and get some euros... or england and get some pounds. but ive had to wipe with a receipt once... nd it wasnt pleasant.. thank god my wallet is packed with em

It's a question of..."What would McGuyver Do?!" http://www.threadless.com/product/261/What_Would_Macgyver_Do But really...that's a waste of 10 bucks...you could have used the roll...carefully tear it into thin slices and use it wisely...

And THAT... is why I carry quarters. JK! Naw, that just sucks man. carry more 1's...

Since u flushd think of the hobos u will givve 10$ to. But it's not like the hobos R going to help our economy...

im not going to pay with bills for the rest of my life....

soxgrl33 0

Seriously, why would you use a dollar bill to wipe your own ass? Money's tight these days. =P