By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

fmworld_ 0

Dude, I don't even HAVE 10 dollars. You know what someone could have done with that money?! Anyways, I hope next time you put carry some kleenex around =/ FYL man, FYL.

TheNameless_fml 0

This is one of the reasons I try to always have tissues on/with me.

somedouche 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow. Always check for TP, friend.

I had the same idea as #6... i never would've resorted to cash. Perhaps barricade the door and wash your ass in the sink?

I SRSLY CAN'T BELIEVE SOME1 WOULD WASTE CA$H LIKE THAT! I WOULD'VE RINSED MY ASS OUT IN THE SINK.

Did you flush? Id have waited till the next guy went in and found out if he took the $10. Then ask him if he had found $10, tell them you dropped it.

lol #78, I'm pretty sure the person's ass is more dirty than the money.

this is why you should carry around at least one pad at all times (unless you're a guy and really have nowhere to hide it, but that's your loss). you can put it on while you waddle to the next stall, and if you walk normally, no one will even notice!

also, to everyone who says it's illegal to take money out of circulation, the united states doesn't know the difference between someone flushing money down the toilet and someone keeping money in their wallet for 5 years without spending it, which also takes it out of circulation.