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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 17 April 2016 13:13

You aren't supposed to take "falling in love" and "head over heels" literally.

feven 32

Sunday 17 April 2016 13:03

So things didn't go as planned?

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FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 17 April 2016 14:12

"Love hurts."

FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 17 April 2016 14:50

Better yet... ~"hurt so good. Come on baby, make it hurt so good! Sometimes love don't feel like it should!"

Sora_McKain 36

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:35

"Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby. Come see what we can do, come on and make it hurt. "

Faer 13

Sunday 17 April 2016 14:53

ouch!! hope you both start feeling better!

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 17 April 2016 15:00

so much for being spontaneous. be careful next time.

1ybbob 11

Sunday 17 April 2016 15:50

love hurts

gingerlover01 24

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:01

is he still with you?, if so than it wasn't that bad, probably a little pissy but you'll be fine

KneelToMyPotato 18

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:23

JOHN CENA!!

Desiree_lianne 16

Sunday 17 April 2016 17:19

When I'm always hanging out with anyone some one always gets accidentally hurt. Sadly, it's always me. Lol, I got the bruises to prove it all.

cyberI7 13

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:00

Better now then on your wedding day. Practice makes perfect.

DKING123456789 16

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:28

You are lucky he isn't dead, there was a video of a guy tripping and killing himself on a side walk

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