By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
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jts2 3

Who? WHO WAS IT?! The suspense is killing me!

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GreenHacker 0

Tell her it's a sign and that you two should actually be together. Then sleep with her. Then move on.

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FrozenSoliid 0

go to a damn bar, loser. cut that online dating crap out.

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niwde 0

you're made for her dude, and she for you, just gotta admit it....

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inconvienentgurl 0

just because you have things in common with some1 who you were matched with on a "dating site" doesnt mean that you are made for eachother actually some people dont get matches so they pick some person and say they match that and just cause you have things in common does not mean that it will work with the two of you. not to say that sometimes it will but you need more than Similar Interests to be a match. but if it works for you best of luck

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b1rk1n635 0

Thats not an FML its a website. if it matched you 2 up before and you put basically the same shit for your account and she still has hers its obviously gonna recommend you both again.

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plutosaplanet 0

well if her profile is still up and updated i guess shes not having much luck either. id find comfort in knowing she isnt dating anyone happily now either. and i know lots of people who ARE happily dating people they met online. my aunt and uncle actually met online and married. i dont think they are losers at all

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txgirl09 5

aww, see. everyone wins when two people find love.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Maybe it's because you went back on the SAME site. It really isn't surprising that you were matched up with her again... so try another online dating site.

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Kiron 0

THEN WHO WAS DATE?! But seriously, it seems like the site should be programmed not to match the same two people twice :P.

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Brittany118 0

Yeah for real! I dated a guy for a year and a half (met through work) and 4 years later we were set up by the dating site as well!! def didnt go back to him, but i told some people about it who said sometimes relatives get set up with each other too because they are so similar.

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

Wow. Quit whining about not being able to find a bf #12 are you really that insecure that you need a bf to be happy? I feel bad for you. I really do. And OP get a life. Two years trying to win her back? That's truly sad. I don't care if you're not social that's not an excuse to turn to online dating just wait okay you will find someone when the time is right someone will come to you.

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txgirl09 5

You're misinterpreting me. I'm not an insecure person but as a member of the human race I like most others get to a point that you want a romantic partner. And no I don't sit pining all day every day for someone but i'm not going to lie and say i wouldn't like someone in my life.

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