Love: Out of the blue

Out of the blue

By TheLastGreatDope - 20/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML

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You deserved it 465

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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You deserved it 273

Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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You deserved it 4 190

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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You deserved it 5 454

The Irish goodbye

By Lost Reggie - 25/03/2024 00:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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You deserved it 349

Fantasy

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, I came across an online profile of one girl I had really liked. Since she moved, I've been thinking about her constantly. It seems as if her boyfriend broke up with her and she's moved on from him, so we're both currently single. I still like her and would love to get in touch with her, but have no way to message her. FML

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You deserved it 332

Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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You deserved it 152

What could've been…

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 179

By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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You deserved it 3 865

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:39

What is she doing on a dating app?

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:23

Maybe they're in an open relationship?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:39

What is she doing on a dating app?

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:23

Maybe they're in an open relationship?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:38

Even then, one usually doesn’t get the kids involved in the swinging.

Disque98 7

Thursday 22 February 2018 7:33

richard, maybe they are in a very weird open relationship

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 21 February 2018 6:37

She wants you to babysit or a threesome.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Wednesday 21 February 2018 7:44

Maybe that's what the plan is. She shows you a mirror and says "that's my husband" and then she'll say "OK now let's make 3 children!" She's probably thought their names too.

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 21 February 2018 11:50

If anything, that's even worse.

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:28

In the last couple years, I've seen more people using dating sites for finding friends or for hookups than actual dating.

chubbear 14

Wednesday 21 February 2018 20:08

Yeah, that's all I ran into when I was on dating apps. A bunch of nasty abusive picks who just want sex, girls trying to get another girl to mess with their boyfriends, or people looking for friends :/

Candice Mitchell 2

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:47

Irony. You just can't help but love it. Hunny, personally, I suggest to go all-in, and let the cards come as they may. Invite the possibilities. It could only be negative if you allow it to be. Meet her husband and children. Maybe you will love them as well. Or, maybe you will realize that she is not the girl you really wanted to marry, and will no longer be pining away for her. Or, she will reaffirm for you exactly what kind of woman you truly want, and will know, with surety, when the one meant for you crosses your path (or even already there). Or, well...... there many more possibles. I am sure her invitation is truly innocent, and given with love. At least see that, if nothing else. (Sorry everyone! for being so ****** positive. 😬)

Rabite 28

Friday 23 February 2018 16:12

So what's wrong with that? Except still hanging onto some really old silly teen feelings?

ilykbaglz 22

Saturday 22 May 2021 8:38

sometimes teen feelings turn into adult feelings and truly never go away

CoyoteOldOne 17

Saturday 24 February 2018 6:14

Maybe they're swingers or into some kind of couple's kink? I mean, if you ran into this person and reconnected over something like Facebook or LinkedIn or something... but she ran into you on a dating site, and now wants you to meet her husband? You might want to inquire. And if they're not in an open relationship, I'd keep in mind, as others have mentioned, you met on a dating app and she is married. You could be stepping into some drama. Having said all that, maybe she just wants to be friends? Men and women can be friends.