By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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Happybooger 4

If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.

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thamack408 11

hahah you didnt. my ex girlfriend was willing to hold and shake my penis whenever i took a piss

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LookOnBrightSide 12

27-Anybody say John Cleese? Always look on the bright side of life!

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lantern 6

Sounds to me like a whole new level of intimacy~

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lrgenesis 19

You mustve been pissed

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capnbzarr 43

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

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agm77 9

How is that a new low? That's what any nice girlfriend should do.

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Robro54 6

Would you rather piss be all over the floor?

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lolcrazylol 0

Agreed. You know he won't clean it up either

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MisssMia 9

Hey guys, little help? Who do you have to blow on here to get your story approved???

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GoW_Chick 14

That would be one of the mods, but first the FML community has to give your story lots of yes votes, so really there is a loooong list of people you'd have to blow...hope you're up for it!

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jerseyboy732 16

If y'all are I am :)

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MisssMia 9

Hey guys, little help? Who do you have to blow on here to get your story approved???

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Princesswarrior 0

That's Disgusting At least He Didn't Vomit In Your Hair Than Asked You If You Could Join Him In A Piss Still Disgusting

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Why do you type like that? Isn't it easier to type normally?

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